Normz, Normie Normandy

Holidays are over

2005-02-27T07:58:00.000-08:00

Phew jus submitted my assignment up, hope it would be ok. This is really a brain-draining assignment. And there is another one tomolo. ARGH it is legal theory some more which is much more abstract, think i would jus foam and die next week. There are so many things and i still have to criminal tutorial. THink this is one hell of a mad rush. hahaha but nvm at least i am still surviving.

half dead
norman

EVERYTHING IS RIGHT AGAIN

2005-02-22T03:14:00.000-08:00

Haha everything seems to be gng right now except that i have tonnes of school work to catch up with now. There seems to be an endless stream of work to catch up with and i am still in the holiday mood. Hmmm jus came back from diving with the NUS dive sub club, and it was terrific! Absolutely fabulous!!!! It is not jus that diving but the company of the people was great. We had so much fun sprouting nonsense and also making lame jokes. Haha me martin and benghan were the CHUM ones that CHARMED the crowd with our crazy antics both underwater and on the surface. hahaha and people are getting addicted to us tat they wanna come back to NUS dive club for more dives. So to all the comm members that went up for the first feb trip, WELL DONE and we have achieved our objective of bring a diving experience to the participants that NO ONE else in the whole of NUS can do! The dives were pretty alright jus that there were times when the water was choppy and we had to get into the water fast. Saw the usual things u can expect at Aur, turtles, cuttlefish, juvenile barracudas, porcupine pufferfish, nemos and dorys, TITAN triggerfish, blue spotted rays, moray eels and also this time we saw a blue spanish dancer. hahah and Basil made a sea cucumber cum! wah liew damn gross but it was funny. He used his pointed to carress the cucumber(foreplay), then he slowly insert it in the cucumber before vigorously pushing it in and out and suddenly the cucumber let out a cloud of mist. hahaha damn funny. Me and Benghan tried sychronised diving and we were doing stupid patterns underwater. On the surface we made everything people said sound so funny that everyone was consciously thinking of wat to say before they actually said it. TO Sum it all it WAS PURE FUN at its best. When i came home, all i had was nice memories and also a nice day with my moomoo. Really missed her during the trip, hoped she was there to share all the joys and nice times i had at Aur. So those who are in nus and reading my blog now, dun hesitate to log on to www.nusdiveclub.org to check out our trips during May and enjoy wat i experienced during the trip. SEE YA all in May for REEF RENDEVOUS!!!!!

Cheers
Norman

EVERYTHING IS WRONG

2005-02-18T01:14:00.001-08:00

Dunno whether i am really sway this week cause everything is going wrong for me. Whether in school life, cca, love life or anything, nothing seems to be gng right for me at the moment. First, this week is the week where the NUS dive club held its second roadshow. It was really busy, and there was a lot of work to do. Luckily things turned out well, and the roadshow was great! Althought there were hiccups but things sorted themselves out so it was good. But then i did not have sleep for two nights. There was not enuff time to do school work this week also and therefore i had to do work until like the wee hours of the morning and the next day was like really stoning in tutorial. Haha although i had prepared the answer, it jus sometimes did not come out right from my mouth. Quite hilarious at times, but then no choice lah, this is the effect of sleep deficit. But then i hope i got by ok. Really damn stressed! But dun think anyone cares. There is like moots coming, and the gangbang exam month of march coming up. Think after the dive trip this weekend i have to step up the gear to full throttle to catch up with my work. I am still suffering from sleep deficit as i speak now hahaha but i got loads of time to sleep on the boat. Hope the trip would be able to lift my spirits up and also make me have the motivation to carry on.

HAPPY Chinese New year and Valentine's Day

2005-02-13T08:41:00.000-08:00

Yeah it is a happy ending to the great upset i caused to my moomoo. Hehehe so happy, but i still know there are outstanding issues which she have not said so i must watch my every step carefully. Anyway chinese new year was jus so BORING, nothing spectacular happened, think my mood was affected by moomoo that was why the first day of new year jus seemed so awful. And on the eve i was at River Hongbao, everyone seemed so happy there jus me, staring aimlessly at nothing. When the fireworks filled up the sky all i could think was tat i wished that moomoo was by my side watching the fireworks. Anyway on the second day the whole family was busy cutting and grating the ingredients for Popiah. hehehe and i finally knew how to CUT. as in use the knife to CUT quickly. Yeah new skill learnt, and while i was cutting i smsed moomoo to ask her to come over for popiah. After much determination, moomoo finally relented and she came over for popiah, when i saw her i was like so happy. hehehe then everything was fine. hehehe shiok! But then another fren does not have such a happy ending, he was chasing this gurl for so long and the gurl showed signs that she was gradually accepting him and then suddenly she dropped the bomb on him and said that she was not interested in him anymore. argh i duno the details but i think she is jus a LEADer, who leads people on only. Cannot stand gurls who are like that. Anyway it is valentine's day again argh, have not bought anything for moomoo yet would try to squeeze something out later today to please her and make her smile. hahaha i would jus give her a Big Hug hahaha. Nah that is too cheap skate. And the next two days i would be staying in school for the DIVE roadshow. hahaha EVENT OF THE YEAR> for those who are studying in NUS and reading this now, make sure u come down to the CENTRAL FORUM on the 15 and 16 of FEB and catch a whole array of dive related stuff. I promise loads of fun and attractive prizes, there would be freebies too so make sure u are there. And one of the articles there is photoshopped by my moomoo which is so deliciously beautiful so must be there to see. hahaha using this blog as a free advertisement, but then think no one reads my blog one so nvm hahaha. Ok back to my work which i have to do to compensate for the loss time next week and i am so looking forward to DIVING yeah. Jus this friday and i am gng diving again. Stay tuned for super long blogs on dive site reviews and happy bubbles times. yeah

LAter
NOrman

Sad, Depressed, Down in luck and everything BAD

2005-02-07T09:02:00.000-08:00

Today is a sad day cos something unfortunate happened to me. While i was playing soccer my bag got stolen and inside contained my oakley specs, wallet, handphone, and also my clothes. What an idiot that thief! Not to mention that other people's things got stolen else well. That stupid thief should jus go and rot in hell. Why don't Singapore make a law that all thieves should have their hands cut, should it would serve a good deterrence against petty theft, but then it would be too unreasonable a punishment. Give it to that thief lah maybe he really needed the money or something like that. But then why me the second time, not that i was careless or wat everyone's bags were there too. And they also got confiscated by that thief. Anyway, as if i am not sad enough my parents and moomoo got to add to the sadness. First when i reached home i told my mum and wah liew she keep saying saying saying things until i cannot take itm but too bad i was in the wrong now so nothing i can do. Anyway it is the thief's fault not mine. Then moomoo got angry cos i went to play soccer instead of gng home with her. But then i was really tired and wanted to go home, but then soccer tempted me and i decided to go loh. Not that it was planned or wat. It was jus an ad hoc decision but i think inside moomoo's heart i am jus putting soccer above her but then i am not. And the way she talked to me jus now was like as if wat i suffered was minute compared to her. I know that she is hurt but then it is not that i purposely wanted craftily go and play soccer and not that in my heart she is below soccer. But i think that she gets that impression. And while i come to grips with the lost of my belongings and thinking how to replace everything, no one is there to console me, no one is there to comfort me.. Not that i want, but then it is like no one cares. Moreover, i have to go and get the replacements myself and worry how to save money and buy specs. hahaha wah liew and even if i bought it tomolo it would not be ready until like few days later. Wat a bother! But look on the bright side of life, at least no one can bother me via handphone for the next few days and it is the start of the chinese new year holidays. Dunno how i am gng to enjoy the hols though but i will have to. And i dunno why the VICTIM (ME) gets all the BLAME and the FUCKING THIEF gets away with the loot and not even a single sound of nagging.

Wat an unfair world!
Norman

Happy Ending

2005-02-04T19:51:00.000-08:00

Haha yeah my dear is not angry with me already. Went shopping with her yesterday. Hmmm now i am in the SRC sub club room waiting for things to happen. This morning damn tired man, was carry all the equipment from transview to SRC pool. The tanks were a killer, they were damn bloody heavy loh. Sianz. Ok let us talk abt yesterday. Hahah went shopping with Moomoo at Bugis. Wah liew think i am damn lousy, walk abit only then i felt so tired already. But we went to a lot of shirts, and moomoo bought a new skirt, wah it is REALLY PRETTY. hahha cannot wait for moomoo to wear it hehehehe. hmmm let me talk about my fave sport today, DIVING.

Anyway, people normally have the misconception that diving is a very dangerous sport and that if they take up the sport they would risking their lives. Contrary to that, Diving is actually safer than driving, more people die from road accidents then diving accidents. However, diving is an expensive sport but with the high competition in the singaporean market diving has increasingly gone down in price. Diving allows you to see the wonders of the underwater realm, it opens up a whole new perspective on the beauty of mother nature. Moreover, the feeling of weightlessness in water adds a fun aspect to the visual impact. Underwater, the world is silent, the world is without gravity, the world is with stress and it is a world full of colour, life and happiness. hahah i forgot where i read abt this but apparently diving is one of the sport that improves your love relationship. hahaha so Moomoo is so lucky hahaha. But i really agree with that. Cos whenever i go with moomoo, it feels so nice, hahah especially that time when she conquered her fear of night dives, jus being there to share her achievement was so nice and lovey dovey, ehehehe i think moomoo feels the same way too.

MISUNDERSTANDING

2005-02-03T05:58:00.000-08:00

Although it is the end of the week already and the equipment packing is done, the week has ended terribly. There was a breakdown in communication between Moomoo and me and i think she is terribly upset now. The incident happened like this, i went to transview to pack the diving equipment and thought that after lessons Moomoo would jus go home and we would go our separate ways, little did i know that she would stay to work until so late, and i know that she must have purposely worked until so late to wait for me. Wat a jerk i am! Argh can't i have more logic or common sense to wait longer before i decide to go home cos She did not pick up the phone or sms back. Why didn't i thought that she could have not heard the phone ringing. WHy? Then jus now when she called me i could hear her voice was of great expectation at first, then upon the first question she asked which i gave the answer that i was on the way home, disappointment started to creep in. Then she asked me where i was, then i told her i was almost home already, i knew this BROKE her heart, but it was irreversible. And i had to be the idiot to ask her was she ANGRY. THink that cos everything to turn horrendous, i could hear a soft whimper as Moomoo tried to put up a brave front, think she must be on her way home already, really Sorry dear. I know nothing can turn back time or heal the disappointment now, but i am really sorry

Norman

End of the Week

2005-02-03T01:50:00.000-08:00

Yeah it is the end of the week already. The chinese new year mood is on. Hmmm but i got work to do before i can relax for the weekend. i have to pack equipment for the coming trip one. Sianz and it is only me David and Gary, hahahah so hopefully someone would talk cock to me then the packing session would not seem so tiring. Ok waiting in SRC sub-club room for things to happen and feeling bored. Jus before i landed here, i went to SRC to get something from Basil and hoped to see cheryl, but then as usual she was busy with her studio work and was having tutorial then so i jus walked up and down outside her classroom hopefully to get a peep of her but then sianz her back was facing me so she did not got to see me. That is so sad. Hahaha and moomoo if ya are reading this now jus wanna say I LOVE U! hehehehe
The day went fine today and LAWR tutorial was so relaxed today. Hahah i did not even got the chance to speak so i could slack my way through today. Think LAWR is jus a WAYANG class where u put ur acting skills to the test, the better u act the better grades u get. Hahah and think it is the module that suck the blood out of most law students. With all that stupid research and presentation shit gone, think my life in NUS would be a better and more fulfilling experience. But there is a plus point, think working together with my LAWR tutorial mates have brought us closer and all the guys share a friendship that i think would carry on for a long time. hahahah
Ok let me choose a debatable topic today. hahah how about "Are females being discriminated in singapore?"

DISCRIMINATION

Gurls always complain that men in Singapore are not gentlemanly and often discriminate agianst the opposite sex. They feel that women should not be discriminated in the workplace cause of their propensity to go on long term leave during their maternity period. Women also think that there is no disparity in capability between the sexes (Which i agree totally.) Men however, on the other hand think that since women are more emotionally unstable, therefore it would affect their work performance to a certain degree and in some jobs where it is male dominant, an entry made into that domain by females would seem as a threat or a futile attempt to prove that females are jus as capable. Moreover, some females argue that their voice is not heard in parliament and also that there the legislation in Singapore does not take into account the female's perspective and therefore, THERE IS DISCRIMINATION. In contrast, what i feel is that there is equal competition at least in Singapore between the sexes, some jobs are male dominated for a reason.

Ok i have to go to pack equipments now, will continue on this topic later tonight. Miss ya so much moomoo, take care and LOVE U sooooo much

Toodlez

My 4-Day Week

2005-02-02T07:37:00.000-08:00

Haha damn shiok this is the first four day week i have and mine the monday and tuesday of the sure is terrible. hahaha but i got by. Anyway today i finished school and went as usual to archi to find moomoo. hahah then we ate dinner together. Think i am hopeless with names, always cannot get her fren's names right, all the names all jus sound the same. Now i am researching for my dive club project, and wow there are a lot of places in indonesia that has a spectular view. hahah did not know that paradise on earth is jus next door. Really feel like diving again, cannot wait to try out my newly bought equipment. Ok let me think of a topic today.

GIRLS AND BOYS

The universal truth that girls and boys are different exists since the creation of Adam and Eve. However, this truth is hard to understand and also hard to master. I learnt this over the years. Hmmm yesterday i made moomoo angry, then throughout the whole journey we kept silent and did not talk to each other until today. So today i asked her why was she angry, at first she told me she forgot, ok then she went on to say why she was angry and got even angrier cos i did not bother her after she got angry and i needed to TALK to her and maybe it would make her feel better. But as a GUY i thought that since she was angry it is better to leave her alone rather than risk getting myself into deeper shit. So there you have a great misunderstanding cos of the difference in the mental landscape of women and men. But then with LOVE, PATIENCE and also UNDERSTANDING such issues can be ironed out and me and moomoo would LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. Hahaha.

SHOPPING

Another great difference is the method of shopping and the things we look at. GUYS would treat each shopping trip as a mission and do not waste time in loitering around. They would get to the shop, get the thing, scruntinise it and jus pay for it. Gurls would look at one thing, be undecided then walk around the WHOLE shopping mall before gng back to the first shop they stepped in and buy the thing that the first saw. Pengz, this sort of gives them the consumer satisfaction. With regards to shopping items, Guys would go for Techno or sports stuff gurls would go for Clothes, SHOES, BAGS, lingerie and comestics. But that is a generalisation, i am sure there are many exceptions.

Writing while waiting

2005-01-31T04:04:00.000-08:00

Ok i am now an archi waiting for moomoo to appear hahaha she told me that she is gng to finish around six plus and now it is like 8 plus but nvm i used the time fruitfully and got a few things done. hmmm ok today was a nice monday cos it was kinda of relaxed and the tempo of things kinda dropped after submitting our memos on Sunday midnight. My LAWR tutor was funny today cause i think she had some eye infection gng on and it was irritating her which caused her to lose her train of thoughts easily. Anyway, got back at someone today. I mean not like i wanna be mean or wat but i really cannot stand people who contact me only when they need help, it totally destroys the meaning of friendship. I feel like a tool when people use me to get information and then go on to use my ideas and things that i found for their own usage. (YIYANG notice i used the word tool unlike u who use the word FUCKING TOOL which totally distorts the whole meaning of the sentence.)hahaha. Anyway back to wat i was saying, actually i could have taken all those if that person treats me like a fren or even jus a fellow classmate or wat. But then it is like when there is no assignment nothing would be heard from that person and when there is assignment, there would be constant calls, sms, msns watever u have. Sounds like a case or harrassment which is a recognised tort in Singapore. Hahaha. Ok today i was discussing a hot topic with my frens. hahahah wat is the first thing a gurl/guy looks out when checking out the member of the opposite sex. Topic of the day is

BODY PARTS

Here is the verdict for the guys. Most guys like to check out the asses, legs and faces. hmmm only one odd guy says he likes to check out the heart of the gurl. (heart as in figuratively not literally). Hmmm why asses? Cos while checking out the asses they guy can check out the gurl's legs too and also the ass would be a good gauge of the gur's sexiness? hahaha i dunno man they did not say. Legs has the obvious reasons cos LONG LEGS do attract guys, i dunno why but it justs have the magical attraction. And finally face, the one thing that separates one human being from the other.

Now the Verdict for the gurls. The gurls all reached a concurring decision that FACE is the most impt thing not FIGURE. so guys with cute faces out there, u are all so lucky hahaa.

Ok moomoo is finally here. yeah i can go home now. Toodlez

CONTINUATION OF THE POLY GUY STORY

2005-01-29T08:16:00.000-08:00

UNCLE U ARE ALREADY FIFTY PLUS LIAO SAME AS MY DAD, AND MY DAD OWNS TWO CARS AND U? STILL SITTING SBS BUS, THAT SPEAKS A LOT ABT URSELF. SO U HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK TO ME. SO U BETTER NOT BE FUNNY AND PUT UR LEG DOWN BEFORE I CALL MY DAD. Freaking spoilt brat come on grow up man. And Is a person's achievement and calibre judged by the number of cars he owns. I think that guy is plainfreaking shallow and if i was his DAD i would be ASHAMED of him. And as things went on he really called his dad who appeared to sound rather irritated by the morning call recieved from his LOUSY SON. hahaha and so that was the episode that i wanted so much to tell the world. Go spread the world and if u happen to know the guy or THE POLY GUY happens to read it, my message to him U ARE A LOUSY PIECE OF SHIT! if i was not wearing my uniform that day i would have gave him a piece of my mind and make sure he had nothing to say and get off the bus in shame. Ok finally i got this story out on some place where people can read. Ok think i am going to sleep already. Toodlez!

The last day of the weekend

2005-01-29T08:02:00.000-08:00

Hmmph so fast and the weekend is almost done. It is now 12 midnight and it is SUNDAY yeah the last day of the weekend and Monday is already looming with its tenacious and vicious Tentacles waiting to devour with homework, LAWR shit and more SHIT. Why is NUS like that full of shit and nothing enjoyable about it. Anyway cannot wait to play soccer later, hahah hope i can make some meagre contributions to the team tomorrow. And guess wat we are wearing red tomorrow, hope it brings us good luck. Hahaha. Anyway, i got a story to tell, something tat happened in the December holidays.

THE POLY GUY

Hmmm sorry no offense to people studying in poly, but jus happens that this guy that made an impact was from NGEE ANN POLY. ok here goes i was sitting bus 74 on one of the mornings where i had to go to work for my vacation attachment at Mindef, so there i was almost falling asleep when i was suddenly awoken by this loud voice that exclaimed, "BOY u better put ur legs off my seat cos i have a weak back and ur legs are causing discomfort to my BACK!" Then they started arguing and they had the energy to argue from MACRITCHIE all the way to BUKIT TIMAH rd. I shall spare you the details of the arguments but the highlight was when the POLY guy exclaimed, " U stupid CHinese School Boy (Polu guy thought that boy was from The Chinese High, but apparently the boy was wearing a NJC PT attire.) u dun know who u are up against so please stop trying to be funny and get ur legs off the chair!" And i forgot to mention that the poly guy was sitting next to his gf when the whole farce was going on. If i was his GF i would Freaking BREAK UP with him cos he is such an ASSHOLE. THen moving on after the NJC boy dropped off, an old man walked up the stairs to the upper deck and sat behing the POLY guy and he too placed his leg on the POLY's guy seat and the POLY GUY jus shouted,"UNCLE CAN U PUT UR LEG OFF MY SEAT CAUSE I HAVE A WEAK BACK!" then the uncle replied," BOY I HAVE BEEN SITTING BUSES FOR A LONG TIME AND I HAVE DONE THE SAME THING ALL THE WHILE AND NO ONE COMPLAINED." ok now for the reply of the century.